Commitment issues. I see requests like that and flee to Mexico.

Why isn't this faggot on my friend list?

Oh fabulously evil... um, storm-trooper.

I was having fun knowing you were suffering from my lack of avatar. I'm that kind of bastard.

Your lack of avatar depresses me. You know my life revolves around you having a funny avatar. Why would you do this to me?

The pink lines in your avatar are kinky.

The dude in your sign is hot <3

Great men are always ahead of their time, though I suppose Bowie only missed by a little bit.

as per the random:

Omg he was miles head of those pansies 3 decades ago ;;

/random

Of course you do