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 19:54:12
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American football is the only sport on earth as far as Microsoft is concerned.
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19:52:02
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19:47:04
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Haven't you read any Phil Harrison interviews?
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19:45:45
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CLOUD. AND THE BITS.
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19:44:49
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19:44:44
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But...I hate using external sources
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19:44:26
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I think I heard that they've said it will support external storage devices through USB 3.0
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19:41:46
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Waiting for the announcement that external HDDs are prohibited.
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19:40:53
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Oh god, you can't remove the HDD. You are forced to use only the 500GB one that's installed. Every game has mandatory installation. THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER.
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19:35:59
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I should say interesting to see how America responds. This is the Ameritvbox One after all.
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19:34:48
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Two consoles not doing it I guess. If you count the Wii U. But no one does.
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19:33:05
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Gonna be interesting how the market responds. What with one console not doing it and the other doing it. Unless Sony has some surprise announcements that they haven't made yet. 
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19:27:45
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Seems about right at the rate they're going.
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18:08:29
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And replaced with always online.
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18:08:17
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It seems like a daily authentication? I reckon it'll be scrapped in a hardware revision...
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17:17:29
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I'm just watching this online requirement thing to see if they ditch it altogether. I remain reasonably confident that the library could be robust enough to sway me, but I'm so torn. I don't know what the PS4 will have at E3.
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16:38:15
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16:38:10
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15:38:46
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15:38:11
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Except in thinking up non-phallic names, where they lag so far behind
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15:35:09
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I kind of can't believe they developed a touchscreen PC in 1996. They really are twenty years ahead of the rest of us.
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15:34:00
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Thank you for delivering again, Japan.
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15:33:33
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Touch Woody the Internet Pecker.
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15:33:07
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Pffft, CoD money you mean.
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15:29:58
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Could have, but they wanted to make as much money as Uncharted
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15:29:29
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Or you know, they could have made it more of a puzzle/tomb game and placed shooting second because it's called TOMB RAIDER.
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15:29:18
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Just scroll down to number 1 so we can laugh together before I go to bed
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15:29:05
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15:28:43
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True enough. But they were fucking dumb to hype the story up as much as they did.
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15:26:38
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Heroes who are reluctant to kill just don't work in shooters
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15:25:40
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15:25:13
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Nathan Drake refuses to shoot Lazarevic despite pulling an unaware guard off a cliff a couple of hours earlier
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15:24:46
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Apparently, that's not hereditary despite what nepotism may think.
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15:24:20
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That said, that seems more like a story failing to fit with the video game medium than anything else
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15:23:43
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Her father is an awesome writer
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15:22:28
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Because he's the only reason she has a career as a writer.
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15:22:10
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There's such a disconnect between the narrative and the gameplay. Lara's so hesitant about having to take a human life. Next thing you know, she's Rambo reborn. Rhianna Pratchet is a terrible writer and should be glad of who her father is.
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15:19:40
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God knows they didn't get their Ni no Kuni review out until late April
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15:19:27
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I'm not certain that the reviewers for the paper actually play the games
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15:18:55
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15:18:51
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"You bastards, I'm coming for you all."
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15:18:50
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15:18:36
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That said, if they could arrange a Tomb Raider game where Lara kills velociraptors it would be... cathartic.
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15:17:41
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I don't see how she's vulnerable, though. She's vulnerable for all of two seconds before she starts mowing down people with a machine gun.
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15:16:11
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I don't know about you, Mr Reviewer, but I find "vulnerable" women in video games to be more annoying sexist wish-fulfillment for fanboys than massive tits
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15:15:47
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BUT DO WE WANT TO PROTECT HER?
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15:15:18
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Speaking of Lara, read a review of Tomb Raider that said all new Lara was exactly how we fans always wanted her "vulnerable"
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15:14:27
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Thanks Jake, now I can go to bed with the image of a young Lara Croft being pounded by a massive dino cock and not noticing firmly in my head
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15:10:39
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15:08:49
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Lara x Raptor to be published.
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15:05:01
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14:41:50
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It's cute that Phil thinks anyone still uses Microsoft Office.
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14:33:13
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14:33:07
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If not outright contradicting, they're being deliberately vague. Or at least they were.
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14:32:09
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I would be too if I'd just kicked a hornets' nest.
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14:31:51
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I wasn't wrong about it. Microsoft is contradicting itself left and right.
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12:22:23
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If I had a penis, every time I used the phrase "touch wood" or "knock on wood" I'd mime rapping my dick
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11:26:50
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The suspense is killing me
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10:47:46
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10:38:35
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10:38:21
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Hm. Now, I told my sister's boyfriend that if he made her sad, I would not be pleased. GUESS WHAT HE DID.
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10:37:29
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No one knows. Not even Microsoft, probably.
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10:14:17
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So if my system then breaks... or is it linked to both account and system?
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08:29:18
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Apparently all accounts on a system will have access.
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08:23:53
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Also, Microsoft continues its trend of picking terrible console names that are only not made fun of extensively because Nintendo keeps doing even worse
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08:20:52
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What if I decide I want a new account because I'm sick of being known as weed4204eva?
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07:58:17
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Pretty good interview, actually.
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07:58:11
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07:44:48
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07:44:38
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You have to pay to use a game on an account that wasn't the original purchaser.
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07:44:11
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07:39:17
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07:32:15
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maby Floyd should just come out
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07:31:43
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07:29:56
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Watch gifs of Beyonce performing! It'd be just like being there if the CD player had given out
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07:26:53
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07:26:05
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Are you a gay male or a teenaged female and love any of the following: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Game of Thrones, pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oorrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn or The Avengers? Then Tumblr is for you.
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07:25:40
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Sounds like it's an artsy version of Facebook or something. All people do on FB is post random shit that they like,
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07:25:38
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Generally of unremarkable TV moments but also of porn, because tumblr users are too stupid to find porn anywhere else
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07:25:05
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07:23:47
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What ISN'T the point of tumblr?
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07:23:31
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I'm retarded about these things
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07:23:10
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What's the point of Tumblr?
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07:22:05
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TVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVCALLOFDUTY
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07:14:29
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06:28:27
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06:15:39
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in Boardwalk Empire I mean
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06:15:19
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06:14:57
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06:10:52
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Heheh, puppy puppy puppy...
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06:10:36
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"PlayStation Australia
Awesome new COD: Ghosts trailer, coming to PS3 and PS4. It's got a dog in it." It sure does, PS. It suuuure does...
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06:07:05
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almost got attacked by a bug. I likely would have screamed like a like a little girl inside.
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04:48:05
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04:44:01
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It's okay you don't have to.
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04:43:33
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just...point and click investigations is Ace Attorney
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04:43:19
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I...I don't know how to explain professor layton
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04:43:04
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04:33:41
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04:33:38
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Hahaha, Sydney once had a player called Dick Bliss
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