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 17:43:45
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*noblewoman, because fuck being a peasant
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17:43:24
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Last night I was an Elizabethan woman who decided to essentially become a vigilante with her genius aunt supplying gadgets
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17:42:53
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I don't want to go to sleep, I'm sick of dreaming of a more interesting life than the one I have
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17:42:39
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17:31:48
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It does look like it's fading a little though...
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17:30:37
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17:30:28
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Another place I'm frequently touching
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17:29:52
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It's across the entire underside of my jaw.
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17:28:24
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If you're anything like me you get red patches of skin on your neck all the time because that's where you rest your hands
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17:27:31
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I do not like the look of this red patch of skin on my neck...
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17:22:18
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My god you could gross people out with them, they were magnificent
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17:20:44
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17:20:27
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I also take a guilty pleasure in those weird jelly ones they made years ago that got floppy like tongues after a few sucks
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17:19:34
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Shannon, you're speaking my language
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17:18:59
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Rainbow Paddle Pop is best Paddle Pop.
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17:18:47
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What is up with your Paddle Pop lion?
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17:18:31
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17:18:04
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Oh, those weird Paddle Pop things.
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17:17:06
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17:16:43
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I don't even know how to describe them.
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17:16:30
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17:16:29
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I forgot how much I love blizzards from Dairy Queen. Thank you for reminding me.
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17:16:11
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17:15:50
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I bought two boxes of those mini milk things the other day.
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17:14:12
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17:12:35
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Are you one of those people who likes cold things more in winter instead of summer?
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17:05:11
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Or maybe one of the mango/pineapple smoothies
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17:04:59
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If I had a car and a license to drive, I'd go get one from McDonalds
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17:04:17
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16:59:05
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16:58:47
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Lowes is a laidback place but the managers are committed to keeping that obligatory stick their ass.
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16:57:00
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So I request a day off because of a doctors appointment 3 weeks in advance and they refuse to okay it because I didn't alert them a month in advance.
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16:56:39
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... I'm going to end up caving on this, aren't I?
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16:50:14
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I admit they are not known for being able to look after themselves under normal circumstances, but if it's what I think it is, I think it'd be beneficial for them to handle things alone.
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16:48:48
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Then it's up to your own conscience
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16:47:51
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16:46:19
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Are they the sort of person who will be okay alone or is the crying really a call for help?
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16:44:56
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Well no, but I am no stranger to them being upset.
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16:44:07
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Does this person cry habitually?
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16:43:13
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Does it make me a bad person, if I can hear someone crying, but I don't want to go and see how they're doing, because I really don't need or want to deal with their stuff at the moment?
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16:29:50
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If Animal Crossing ever got ported to a Sony or Microsoft made gaming machine, we'd know for sure
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16:24:43
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It's hard to tell with that resolution though
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16:24:34
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Actually, of all things Nintendo seem to have made his dong bigger
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16:12:58
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14:47:16
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Does Totilo actually do anything as editor, or is it just a title?
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14:33:28
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I'm actually kind of shocked Nintendo didn't put a leaf down there or something, though. 
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14:32:44
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It's so sexualized. I can barely contain my urge to fap to digitized statue penis.
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14:31:03
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Michelangelo's David, what is it?
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14:26:37
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14:25:14
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14:09:39
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I use Ms. because I don't want her to accuse me of being a sexist pig.
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14:06:21
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It was just a sex joke. Not a particularly funny one. But just a sex joke. Just because it was a gay sex joke doesn't make it inherently homophobic. Unless of course you think gay sex is derogatory I guess. YOU'VE BEEN FOUND OUT, MS. HERNANDEZ.
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14:00:18
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Congratulations on calling out non-existent homophobia, social justice warrior.
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11:26:54
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19 year old girl gets offered a job as a masseuse out of the blue by a middle aged man at a shopping centre, who wants to give her a trial for the job at his home. She goes and is then SURPRISED TO DISCOVER HE'S DODGY
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11:25:50
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Watched first story on A Current Affair because the cat was on me and the remote was on the other side of the room
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11:18:25
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"real Hollywood couple Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes." As opposed to what? Fake Hollywood couple Gyan Rosling and Meva Endes?
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10:28:29
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10:27:18
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Body why are you doing this to me
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09:23:32
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06:30:10
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06:21:14
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A friend told me I opened my eyes when he was watching Mythbusters and said something in a muffled snarky tone but I can't remember that at all.
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06:19:33
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I've asked, but apparently they can only make out a few of words at a time before I start mumbling again.
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06:16:35
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I've gotten that before Dora. They never tell me if I'm saying anything intelligible
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06:08:38
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Anybody who ever sleeps in the same room as me: "You talk in your sleep."
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06:08:11
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Oh dear God, I talk in my sleep.
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05:48:29
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I always kept stickers on the sheets they came on, wanted to preserve their pristine condition and whatnot.
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05:47:45
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05:46:54
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I wonder hat happened to my sticker book...
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05:46:17
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I miss sticker collecting
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05:20:35
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It's not a sticker book, it's a stationery set. ;;
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04:42:43
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But a sticker book may just win, you're right.
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04:42:36
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I don't know, Noctis' eau de toilette is still pretty bad.
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04:34:52
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Taking the crown from current victors Square-Enix.
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04:34:28
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A new low has been reached.
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04:34:19
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A sticker book. A FUCKING STICKER BOOK.
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04:33:43
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04:29:02
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03:37:13
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Look on the bright side. You certainly won't be working in a dusty box factory.
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03:35:39
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I like to hear people complain. It's usually not boring.
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02:51:42
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And I am very good at complaining
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02:50:34
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Did my first day of kickboxing today. I'm on cloud 9.
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02:50:25
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Well if I am, I'm not going quietly. I will complain every damn second until someone helps me make it better.
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02:48:18
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Am I doomed to a life of frustration and unhappiness?
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02:48:04
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Why is it that every time I think I might like a job somewhere they reject me?
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02:24:21
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02:20:49
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Hooray, a referendum on something I have absolutely no opinion on
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00:53:04
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Fallen in love with Arrow. It's like the murderous Batman I never had.
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00:51:24
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23:35:58
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23:35:52
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22:50:13
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Men can have sex with women?
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22:50:08
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21:46:16
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If you date well and long enough, you shouldn't need to feel like you're owed sex; she'll want to have it with you.
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20:14:33
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I guess some men think dating is more than just hanging out and talking.
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12:32:29
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They didn't give her heels and she has an actual mask rather than just a piece of black string around her eyes: +2 points
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12:31:37
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These men are familiar with the difference between dating and prostitution, right?
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11:19:58
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11:19:53
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Wow, Ni No Kuni for 17.99.
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11:17:56
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Going to sell my hard copy, should still make a profit.
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