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Old Jan 16 2012, 05:38 AM   #1
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Default Fan Fiction Friday from Topless Robot
One man bravely searches through the best-worst of that dark corner of the internet labelled 'Erotic Fanfiction' and comments on it.


For those of you unfamiliar, here are some starter stories.
Raptor Repeatedly Rapes Lara Croft (but she doesn't notice)

Rugrats All Grown Up (Winner of the Worst English Award)

My Little Ponies: Fucking is Magic

The (Fuckin') Incredibles

FUCKEMON

Hot Squid on Building Action

Red XIII in 'Fuck ALL the women'

Every Friday.
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Old Jan 16 2012, 05:41 AM   #2
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You're a fucking asshole. Having these links be so easily accessible is going to ensure that I do, in fact, read all of these at some point. I despise you, Claire.

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Old Jan 16 2012, 05:45 AM   #3
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Throwing up in my mouth...
/outside of my mouth.

I really can't pick out which is the most terrifyingly hilarious/terrifying.
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Old Jan 16 2012, 05:48 AM   #4
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SHFL: bringing the darkest of the dark reaches of the internet to the forefront, with love.
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Old Jan 16 2012, 05:52 AM   #5
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I forgot one.

Red XIII in 'Fuck ALL the women'
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Old Jan 16 2012, 05:54 AM   #6
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Is it bad that I've already read all of these?
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Old Jan 16 2012, 05:54 AM   #7
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Lord. Have. Mercy.

...should Calabrain (or whatever that ungodly mess of prose is called) be a part of this thread too?
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Old Jan 16 2012, 07:51 AM   #8
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Nightmares. Nightmares every night.
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Old Jan 16 2012, 08:27 AM   #9
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You forgot to add " Konoha's Keyhole". A wonderful crossover between Naruto and Kingdom Hearts.
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Old Jan 16 2012, 06:58 PM   #10
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DO I even waht to read this?
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Old Jan 16 2012, 07:25 PM   #11
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It's hilarious. I lose my shit at the squid and Hogwarts one every time without fail.
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Old Jan 16 2012, 08:55 PM   #12
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I'm going to have nightmares today
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Old Jan 17 2012, 12:59 AM   #13
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Oh! Almost forgot this one: "Lightning McQueen and the Tentacle Monster".
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Old Jan 23 2012, 03:06 AM   #14
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Newest entry into Fan Fiction Friday: Pokeaccident

Once again many questions are raised about the author, but few answers present themselves.
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Old Jan 29 2012, 12:34 AM   #15
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This Friday brought us an erotic fanfiction starring a pregnant Fluttershy and the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Enjoy
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Old Jan 29 2012, 01:50 AM   #16
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Godzilla and several characters from The Lion King.

Found this gem a few weeks ago, but forgot to share. Enjoy.
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Old Jan 29 2012, 04:00 AM   #17
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Kakarotto's Balls

It's kind of an old one so it probably has been posted somewhere in the forums before, but here it is anyway/again. Enjoy.
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Old Feb 07 2012, 05:24 PM   #18
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So, remember that one time someone wrote about Lara getting raped by a velociraptor? Well, Crystal Dynamics is having a Valentine's Day art contest and someone submitted this:

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Old Feb 07 2012, 05:52 PM   #19
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Who told her what happened?
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[20th January 09:05:11] Aurelia I don't speak diva. I speak human being.

[20:42:05] Whiplash I'm never going to use my maternity leave, why can't I exchange it for period leave?
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Old Feb 07 2012, 06:20 PM   #20
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Maybe we're missing some important piece of information and Lara screwing dinosaurs is normal.
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