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Old Apr 05 2012, 06:05 AM   #1
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Due to a little server malfunction, this thread no longer existed. I figured I'd repost it. So we could discuss the new levels of faggotry S-E has reached by doing this.

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Square Enix is lending the Final Fantasy XIII-2 characters to mens' fashion magazine Arena Homme+. Lightning, Hope, Noel, Snow and Sazh will serve as models for a 12 page feature in the April 12 issue of the magazine. The characters will sport Prada's 2012 Spring Men's Collection.
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Lightning's last because she by far looks the worst. That's not to say the other three look good mind. They could have at least chosen a designer that wasn't shit.


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Old Apr 05 2012, 06:07 AM   #2
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Bi-curious shoes, fat boy blazer, lesbian, man pyjamas.

I think that was everything.

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That's not to say the other three look good mind.
Fuck your face, Sazh is a classy motherfucker. I imagine, if the jacket were removed, he would also look like a tool, but it's still there, so he isn't.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 06:32 AM   #3
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Lightning looks like her outfit came with a sweet lid, but she couldn't pull it off.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 08:14 AM   #4
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Sazh has snaz.

I'd buy that snaz.

Hell, I'll take seven.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 11:04 AM   #5
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Sazh is just pimpin' it. Noel and Hope look good, and as for Lightning.... dear mother of God. I'll say it again, it would've been better if they made a full body shot of her as well.







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Will never get over Lightning's. Ever.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 12:10 PM   #6
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Why would SE further the speculation with Lightning? Even I'm starting to think she's a lesbian. Sazh looks pretty sharp though... Hope... he looks like a high school science teacher...
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Old Apr 05 2012, 01:05 PM   #7
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Well she did flash Fang her boobs.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 01:21 PM   #8
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There is nary a straight woman in the world of Final Fantasy XIII.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 01:28 PM   #9
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I don't know how I feel about the use of the word "faggotry"

I think this is pretty sweet actually...very cool. And they all look hot/suave....

Lightning's top is really fashion forward especially. But I think they should have given her a skirt for the bottom....
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Old Apr 05 2012, 01:33 PM   #10
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I don't know how I feel about the use of the word "faggotry"
He's gay, so it's okay if he uses that word. It's all good, son.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 03:20 PM   #11
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I said it before and I'll say it again. Except for Sazh, this is

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Old Apr 05 2012, 04:09 PM   #12
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Old Apr 05 2012, 05:40 PM   #13
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>Prada

Square-Enix confirmed for having shit taste.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 05:55 PM   #14
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Of course she's a lesbian, all leading characters have same sex preference in FF.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 06:23 PM   #15
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Lol at the pics in this thread....
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Old Apr 05 2012, 08:04 PM   #16
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Sazh is the only one who looks nice.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 08:16 PM   #17
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Me when seeing Noel: Is that a collared v neck?

Either way, Sazh looks alright, Hope looks like someone from Arrested Development, and as Jake said before Noel is screaming for a "Come at me bro." caption.

Lets not get started on Light.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 09:27 PM   #18
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It's a bit late for April Fools....

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...Oh god why.
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Old Apr 06 2012, 11:59 AM   #19
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Jealous bitches be jealous, so it finally hits people that SE they are fashion oriented.

/Goes back to draw.
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Old Apr 06 2012, 12:35 PM   #20
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No, we already knew that, we're just disappointed in what they decided to spruik. Lightning looks like she's on her way to a formal rodeo, minus her cowboy hat.



/goes back to... I dunno, watching TV or something. No wait, that doesn't make me sound cool enough. I'm going back to defeating an evil empire that has enslaved my homeland.
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